The Dark Side of Disney ...

Apparently Disney theme parks have Jedi Training Academies for Force wielding youngsters who want to join the fight against the Galactic Empire! An enjoyable production that even allows the kids to face off against the evil Sith lord, Darth Vader, himself! Formulaic fantasy fun ... until little Sariah Gallego decides to REWRITE the script and walk a ... DIFFERENT path ...

I LOVE this! It's nice to see young people not be so pre-programmed, defying convention, and going against the grain. And who WOULDN'T want to join the Dark Side? Cooler lightsabers, mentally choking people that disagree with you ... the Sith have it all!

Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) said it best in Spaceballs - "... now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." 


Good times!